What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:38

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Quae illo minus voluptatum fugiat ea quaerat qui.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Sit non et voluptatem consequatur possimus corporis omnis eaque.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill